Evolution of my wardrobe

So, on the far left we have an example of my better dressed days. However, the the drawings to the right are far more typical of how I appear on a regular basis, especially the one on the far right.

Koi fish are silly

All of this happened.

For real though, natural selection would never have allowed for this to happen.

   
In this episode, Adele tries to paint landscapes. No one is sure what they're looking at, and everyone becomes severely uncomfortable.

general update

                Went to a figure drawing workshop this weekend. This is one of the studies that I'm less ashamed of.   
                           

       
                                                            Just another morning in Nepal.
                  

Day 2: favorite animal

                              For the record, Garfield is NOT my favorite animal.

How Marilyn Monroe inspired goth makeup

And now for the celebrity gossip portion of my blog.

I got sucked into looking at pictures of Siouxie Sioux, mother of the goth movement, and she reminded me of Dr. Frank N Furter, who in turn always reminds me of Marilyn Monroe. All three of them do this weird lazy eye thing, but Siouxie Sioux takes it to a new, derpier level. And this is how I determined that Marilyn Monroe is the true ancestor for all the fantastic goth makeup we know and love today.

Howzes and other doodles

Hey! I've compiled some evidence to demonstrate that my life hasn't entirely been an artistic desert (no one said it had to be compelling evidence).

If you're at all perplexed by the stunning, instagram-esque quality of the images, it's because I uploaded them with my scanner that looks and works sneakingly like a camera. Here's an... honest rendition of my dad.

       I visited one of my old roommates, and drew her nose and her cat, Donut, who is almost perfectly spherical.

Lately whenever I go on a run I bring along my sketchbook so I can practice drawing houses. This doodle isn't much, but I liked the note I wrote: Flamboleo and Brulee-et. A forbidden love between disparate food stuffs, very reminiscent of "The Ballad of Poisonberry Pete." 

                       I don't know why, but my scanner kept picking up traces of thumbs in my images.

                                                     Mr Beetle, just checking out the real estate.

       
                                   Whoever's thumb this is really needs to start washing under the nail.

                              Because combover pompadour... things... look good on anyone, especially monkeys.

                                       Me, pretending that I'm doing the 30 day drawing challenge.