I was reading another miserable freshman post on reddit, and then I remembered... I'm going to college this Saturday! Holy Shit! This is awesome/terrifying!
The freshman in question was lamenting the state of his long distance relationship, and denying the fact that he should move on even as he pointed out all the red flags.
I don't have to worry about breaking off any romantic ties. I do have a minor crush now, but now was way less than the right time for that to happen. I should just be happy that I'm not more attached; it'll be way easier to forget about, or to simply dispell the wishy-washy crush feeling while forging a decent friendship.
Holy. Crap. I've barely started packing.